There are a lot of things the World Wide Web can do for you, but healing you
is not one of them.
Not that I really expected it to heal me, but my medicine didn't work. Trying
to sleep a little more didn't work. I didn't think it would hurt to plug an
Ethernet cable into my ear and eat a bowl full of Toasty Megabytes for an extra
protein supplement. Unfortunately, the only thing I received from this was another
Dork of the Month plaque. At least the color on this one was platinum, which